UNICORN!!!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppp i love being a unicorn!!!! I get to poop jellybeans and CUPCAKES. Everytime u hold a fart in u kill a unicorn, idk why but that is just how it is!!

If u r wondering how i became a unicorn here is the story: i was asleep one night when i heard a " nayyy!" coming from my closet. So i get up and open my closet door and i find a unicorn in there and it barfs sparkles all over me and says. " YOU ARE NOW A UNICORN WOOT WOOOP!" then i make myself a unicorn horn and i jump off the stairs trying to fly with my magical powers and for a second i fly!! So i figure if i keep practicing i will be able to jump off bridges and stuff!

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             Ok, so today I was wearing my unicorn horn at tutti frutti frozen yogert and some rude little kid grabbed my unicorn horn from behind me when I was getting my jellybeans 4 my toppings!! But WAIT it gets worse! So u know how unicorns poop jellybeans?? I ate the jellybeans and they were hard!!The poor unicorn that mustve pooped those!! She or he must have been sick!! :(

           UNICORN BFFS!

             HELLO FELLOW UNICORNS!! IF U HAVENT FOLLOWED ME YET U PROBABLY SHOULD!u cant read the sign on me but it says: You are looking at a real unicorn!